EAST TIMOR

Hello people in this post I put some pictures of my mission in east Timor I went there in 2000/2001 in a ONU force. I hope you enjoe, and if you like what you see maybe you can go there on a trip.

AINARO

ALAS

MAUBISSE

SAME

BUS

AQUI VAI NOVIDADES

Olá a todos há já algum tempo que não vinha aqui escrever, pois tenho andado muito ocupado com o meu curso, é que nesta fase o desgaste físico e mental aumentou exponencialmente o que me leva a chegar a casa sempre cansado (isto nos dias que venho a casa)mas lá passaram 15 dias e acho que agora já me vou ambientando melhor com a regras e custumes da Escola de Fuzileiros.

espero continuar a merecer o tempo que os meus leitores gastam no meu blog, espero tambérm que se mantenham pois já não tenho muitos, é assim também só interessam os melhores não acham' bem até a proxima postagem ou talvez eu aparece nos vossos blogs que tambem me dão algum pazer e ajudam a desanoviar um pouco.

xau, by by

It's better make a smile that....

Hello, I have this blog for maybe 2 months and after this past time I had try to write all kind of things but most of all I had try to write funny things.
So for that reason this post is gone be about, things that make me laugh, so here they go:

I like stand up comedy (good ones)
I like funny movies
I like to tell and to listening some jokes
Sometimes I laugh for something stupid that came to my mind

But first of all I like to laugh, because life already give us so must sad things that I must think positive and try to be more cheerful (lively).
We only need 10% of the muscles that are necessary to put a sad face, so it’s easier to smiley.
So here it goes:

Who can say this sentence?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."


Making a bet at a bar

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money."I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

My men are very brave

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?""Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.""I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too.""I'd like to see that."So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!""Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."

Some words in english

Hello people.
today I'm gone write in english.
After I receive a few coments in my blog, I saw that some of tham were in english and some people didn't undestand portuguese, so, I decide to write in english this time.
to start this post in english I just want to say that I'm just an apprentice of this language so the future commentators have to have patience with me.
For now I will terminate with this: I hope that My blog still be worthy of your comments, this blog borne to give me the esperience of be in touch with diferent persons so don't be shy and tell me what you think .
I like to write in english and for that I have to have people to write so if you think you have something to tell me and you want to establish contact with people of another coutrys feel free to give your comment.

with friendship ouriço.